Maverick.

My evening in pictures.

Also, um, not boasting, but, my university has a Degas sculpture. Try & beat that.

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Tonight, Emma, Lara & I are going to a museum exhibition with art installations and live music and stuff and then coming home to eat Chinese take out and watch Mad Men. And earlier we had brunch. Christ, we are so god damn cultured.

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 #I didn't choose the middle class life. It chose me. 
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My gals are graduating today.

 #such hunnis 
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Found this outside my door this morning. Gonna miss these guys.

Found this outside my door this morning.

Gonna miss these guys.

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I had a nap this afternoon, so now it’s 4am & I can’t sleep.

 #Being an adult female sloth has its drawbacks 
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(Source: thesmithian)

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hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(via queersandcunts)

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This is a genuine (albeit slightly paraphrased) email conversation I had with my University today

UEA: You are now enrolled on the module 'American Punk Revolution' as a replacement for the now cancelled module 'Reconstruction: Repairing the union after the Civil War'.
Me: No
UEA: You have to, all the other classes are full
Me: No
UEA: There are no other classes
Me: I want to take 'The Ghetto since 1945: Exploring political & cultural significance'
UEA: You can't, it's full. You're taking punk revolution. Now sit down.
Me: No.
UEA: We have already enrolled you.
Me: I won't go to classes. I'm sirius.
UEA: You have to
Me: I'm not paying £9000 a year to talk about Punks. I didn't sign up for this. I'm not going.
UEA: You have to
Me: No
UEA: You have to
Me: No
UEA: It might be fun, you might like it
Me: No
UEA: Pls
Me: No
UEA:
Me:
UEA:
Me:
UEA: ........fine. You are now enrolled in 'The Ghetto since 1945: Exploring political & cultural significance' Enjoy your new class.
 #Thank you buddy - I certainly will   #I'm not showing off I'm just sayin' sometimes you have to get tough with people   #Not taking no class about punks god damn it 
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How many bagels have you had today?
Via Anonymous

I really appreciate you taking the time to monitor my addiction, because it is getting quite serious.

I’ve had 2.

So far.

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(Source: lo-sweet-lo, via doublesidedpaige)

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tiggzandme said: wait, you ain’t seen foxy brown yet? omg. get your life together.

OF COURSE I’VE SEEN FOXY BROWN, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?

 #I just haven't seen it on Netflix   #Pam Grier is my life man 
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They’re so specific.

They’re so specific.

 #get out of my mind netflix 
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So embarassing when Netflix knows you better than anyone else in the world.

So embarassing when Netflix knows you better than anyone else in the world.

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(Source: myonedamnperfectworld)

 #donald glover   #childish gambino 
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My Reconstruction in American History module for next year got cancelled cause of low enrolment, so now I have to take Civil War military strategy or 1920’s economy or something.

 #all these dumb boys out here taking military strategy and messing up my timetable   #I don't want to learn about guns or finance or capitalism   #I want to learn about Blanche Bruce god damn it 
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