February 2012
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No internet in the new house for 4 days.
Leave me nice messages to come back to.
“No one could blame American women here if they all suddenly decided to leave the...”
– John Oliver on American contraception debates, The Bugle 183 (
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"I like her jolly ones"
- Lola’s reply to ‘Do you like any Beyonce songs?’
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Daily Phonecalls With Mama
Mum: I’m in town /At Subway /At Sainsburys /At The Bakery / Anywhere that sells food, do you want anything?
Me: Are you treating me?
Mum:….You don’t have any money?
Me: No
Mum: Well, I suppose I’ll have to.
Me: Excellent, I’ll have everything.
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de-girasol asked: We became friends the moment I saw your url. Bill Clinton creates friends :)
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mmariacarla replied to your post: I have to go to bed.
Don’t leave. You are too lovely.
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Anonymous asked: You go to bed at 8pm?
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I have to go to bed.
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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My levis are so super tight that every time I bend over, the zipper opens almost all the way down and it’s quite hard to tug it back up discreetly. I bought them in Florida when I was 16 and even though I’ve put on at least a stone since then, I just don’t want to stop wearing them because they are such nice jeans. So I’ve been walking around all day with my fly down, on...
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Anonymous asked: What can I do to show you how much I love you? Because I DO.
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Won A Fancy Jacket On Ebay
I say ‘won’…I will have to pay for it, it wasn’t a competition.
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cut-dead replied to your photo: Lola did us a fancy breakfast this morning.
oooh very continental!
It was.
Very very European. We practising for Inter Railing.
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My name is an anagram of 'Cruel and Old Man'
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Anonymous asked: Soo, you love Michelle Obama, Jennifer Beals, Naya Rivera, Condi Rice and Whitney Houston. Would it be fair to say you find people of colour more attractive?
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“I wanted to marry him, I really did. But one day we were in the kitchen and I said ‘Could you please pass me a serving spoon?’ and he passed me a dessert spoon….and in that moment I knew I just..couldn’t marry someone who did not know the basics of the cutlery drawer…I just couldn’t”
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I actually own these.
nerdswithvaginas:
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PMQ's
David, sit down, you massive wanker.
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A Completely One Sided Text Conversation With My...
10.20 - Me: Ring me on your break. VERY serious matter to discuss. xx
10.35 - Me: I’ve been thinking, I’m not at work friday, so I may as well clean the bathrooms then, rather than today. Think about it. IT MAKES SENSE.
10.39 - Me: To me, it sounds like the ideal plan. So, unless I hear from you before 11, I’ll go ahead with it…
10.59 - Me: I’m so glad we are on...
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Calling your show 'Glee' after that is like me...
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I am upset after that.
And I’ll tell you for why.
Glee is a musical comedy Godamnit. It is not ER.
I am feeling anything but Gleeful.
Jesus Christ.
Who Wants To Go And See Titanic 3D With Me?
This is not a drill.
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xi-disorder replied to your post: I have read at least 4 newspaper articles that are…
i think she might have been. i miss whit
I think she might have been too. And same. All I do now is stay in and watch tribute shows about her life or MTV countdowns of her greatest love songs.
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I have read at least 4 newspaper articles that are claiming Whitney was a lesbian.
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“Objectivity” said Veronica, lighting up a new cigarette “is male...”
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“And then, this whole conviction of yours that you’re in possession of some kind of absolute truth: I… well I find that a very male quality, is all I can say.”
“I am male,” the student pointed out.
“It’s also significant that Pinter is your favorite playwright.”
“Why’s that significant?”
“Because he writes plays for...
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I just finished ‘The House Of Sleep’ and I am now once again convinced that Jonathan Coe is my favourite author.
I love him.